Keymen and Hassocks FC

  1. joseph davey
  2. myles eade
  3. dave edwards
  4. oliver elmes
  5. james emmens
  6. fintan fogarty
  7. james handford
  8. matthew handy
  9. james harris
  10. craig jackson
  11. Tim Jackson
  12. robin king
  13. duncan o'reilly
  14. John Raftery
  15. toby raftery
  16. troy raftery
  17. michael ridley
  18. gregor ross
  19. Jonny Ruffle
  20. ian smith
  21. Dan Southcombe
  22. matthew thomas
  23. stuart thompson
  24. Andy Waterman
  25. benjamin watson

James Emmens

James Emmens is know to fellow sports stars as “If Only”. His life is controlled by his mummy and daddy (Norberto Spaz).

His outbursts to the opposition on the pitch where he tried to scare them in fact make them roll around in laughter due to his girly looks!

He enjoys long showers with Noberto after games and is easily identified by the massive thumb print on his head.

 

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