Keymen and Hassocks FC

  1. joseph davey
  2. myles eade
  3. dave edwards
  4. oliver elmes
  5. james emmens
  6. fintan fogarty
  7. james handford
  8. matthew handy
  9. james harris
  10. craig jackson
  11. Tim Jackson
  12. robin king
  13. duncan o'reilly
  14. John Raftery
  15. toby raftery
  16. troy raftery
  17. michael ridley
  18. gregor ross
  19. Jonny Ruffle
  20. ian smith
  21. Dan Southcombe
  22. matthew thomas
  23. stuart thompson
  24. Andy Waterman
  25. benjamin watson

Joseph Davey

Anticpated TV stardom after his cameo appearance on Soccer AM 2 years ago but the offers of work never materialised.After a period away travelling the world he has returned to a series of disasters including trying to sand his face down on the road and walking with his hands on hot coals.Plans are afoot to have a cotton wool outfit designed to keep him safe between matches.

 

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