Keymen and Hassocks FC

  1. joseph davey
  2. myles eade
  3. dave edwards
  4. oliver elmes
  5. james emmens
  6. fintan fogarty
  7. james handford
  8. matthew handy
  9. james harris
  10. craig jackson
  11. Tim Jackson
  12. robin king
  13. duncan o'reilly
  14. John Raftery
  15. toby raftery
  16. troy raftery
  17. michael ridley
  18. gregor ross
  19. Jonny Ruffle
  20. ian smith
  21. Dan Southcombe
  22. matthew thomas
  23. stuart thompson
  24. Andy Waterman
  25. benjamin watson

Michael Ridley

Once-long ago, known as fighting Mike Ridley. He flirted with captaincy at start of the season but the Riddler confused his teamates with pre-match rants. Now he's just the grandad of the side.K & H again leading the thrust for football development being proud to provide playing opportunities for the elderly.They hope to pursuade him to return next season but will need to expand their medical kit to include incontinence pants and dribble sponges.

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