Keymen and Hassocks FC

Myles Eade

Always positive when playing, he is a key team player and can always raise morale if needs be. He is great to play along side and also has the ability to deliver those killer strikes.

Being the most sun kissed player on the pitch, Myles is often the envy of his paler counterparts. It is believed that his tan has been developed over years of fishing (naked), one of Myles' other passions. He features regularly in Angling magazines and can often be seen exhibiting his tackle.

I also have it on good authority that Myles has been known to mysteriously drop on the pitch, as if he's been snipered. As far as I can gather, there is no logical explanation for this.