James "Nobby" Handford
Founder member of the subbed on, subbed off club.
Loves to train whilst drunk and is currently the clubs only lady boy!!
When he trys to play football, his game is a mystery to us all!
Known a Noberto (stage name). Even worse when he tries ot hold a conversation - nobody can understand a word he says.
Now a local hero after scoring winning goal that could see us promoted.