Keymen and Hassocks FC

  1. joseph davey
  2. myles eade
  3. dave edwards
  4. oliver elmes
  5. james emmens
  6. fintan fogarty
  7. james handford
  8. matthew handy
  9. james harris
  10. craig jackson
  11. Tim Jackson
  12. robin king
  13. duncan o'reilly
  14. John Raftery
  15. toby raftery
  16. troy raftery
  17. michael ridley
  18. gregor ross
  19. Jonny Ruffle
  20. ian smith
  21. Dan Southcombe
  22. matthew thomas
  23. stuart thompson
  24. Andy Waterman
  25. benjamin watson

James Handford

James "Nobby" Handford
Founder member of the subbed on, subbed off club.

Loves to train whilst drunk and is currently the clubs only lady boy!!

When he trys to play football, his game is a mystery to us all!

Known a Noberto (stage name). Even worse when he tries ot hold a conversation - nobody can understand a word he says.

Now a local hero after scoring winning goal that could see us promoted.

nobby