Keymen and Hassocks FC

Benjamin Watson

The game of football has recently been ruled by a wave of foreign superstars, Keymer and Hassocks captain Ben 'Chef' Watson has been leading the attack in changing this. He's what the press call clinically obese, one local reporter said "It's fantastic to see what hugely overweight people are actually able to do on a football pitch, however Ben isn't really the ideal candidate as we expect these overweight role models to at least be able to walk onto a pitch, and not be carried in a Wheelbarrow" Ben is currently sat in a pool of lard feeling sorry for himself.